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Glitch Drip – Astronaut Camo Snapback
$25.00
Glitch Drip – Astronaut Camo Snapback
Brand: HatsRx.com
Prescription Label:
Rx #: 0111-GLITCH-DRIP
Instructions: Take one Glitch Drip snapback daily for digital clarity, emotional detachment from the simulation, and unexpected compliments.
Use Directions:
Pop this pixel-printed prescription on your dome before navigating urban terrain, virtual realms, or starry nights. Adjustable snapback ensures a secure fit for every headspace.
Active Ingredients:
Digital pixel camouflage design (Urban Jungle Formula 404)
Minimal white line astronaut embroidery (soft-space approved)
Classic flat brim, snapback structure
Breathable, comfort-boosting fabric
Ideal for gamers, skaters, space dreamers, and NFT philosophers
Refill Options:
Single dose available now. Double dose for future nostalgia collectors. Supplies may vanish into another dimension.
Side Effects May Include:
Glitched conversations, augmented creativity, time loop energy, pixel-perfect selfies.
SEO Keywords Prescribed For Best Results:
"pixel camo snapback hat," "astronaut embroidered hat," "gamer streetwear cap," "digital print camo cap," "HatsRx glitch drip hat," "futuristic snapback for creatives"
Warning:
Do not wash with outdated vibes. Best worn with bold confidence and curiosity.
Available now only at HatsRx.com — your streetwear pharmacy for galaxy-grade headwear.
Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.
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