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Bus Ted – Snapback Travel Tonic
$25.00
Bus Ted – Snapback Travel Tonic
Rx #: HT-BUSTED
Take 1 hat by head, daily, or as needed for adventure cravings.
Generic Name: “Bus Ted” Urban Route Therapy
Strength: 100% Bold Style + 200mg Wanderlust + Full Spectrum Street Art
Instructions for Use:
Apply directly to scalp when experiencing the urge to hop a vintage city bus and chase purple sunsets. The “Bus Ted” Snapback from HatsRx.com delivers a full dose of vibrant movement—painted buses, glowing graffiti tones, and a psychedelic dusk skyline to transport you to the express lane of creative cool.
Doctor’s Note:
"Patient exhibits signs of severe wanderlust and city-soul nostalgia. Recommend immediate application of Bus Ted for increased head-turning, mood elevation, and spontaneous route detours. Avoid crowded routines and repeat as often as needed. Stay curious."
Indications:
For use when trapped in a boring routine
May cause spontaneous dance moves near murals
Best paired with curiosity, a camera, and comfy sneakers
Active Ingredients:
Multicolor Electric Dreamscape Mesh
Curated Bus Terminal Chaos
Violet-Midnight Gradient Therapy
Colorway: Purple Dreamstorm/Streetlight Yellow/Route Red/Urban Chrome
Common Side Effects:
Heightened inspiration
Random bus stop freestyles
A surge in compliments
Storage:
Keep stored on hooks, dashboards, or heads where sun hits just right.
Refills: Unlimited at HatsRx.com
Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.
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