Bus Ted – Snapback Travel Tonic

Bus Ted – Snapback Travel Tonic

Rx #: HT-BUSTED

Take 1 hat by head, daily, or as needed for adventure cravings.

Generic Name: “Bus Ted” Urban Route Therapy

Strength: 100% Bold Style + 200mg Wanderlust + Full Spectrum Street Art

Instructions for Use:

Apply directly to scalp when experiencing the urge to hop a vintage city bus and chase purple sunsets. The “Bus Ted” Snapback from HatsRx.com delivers a full dose of vibrant movement—painted buses, glowing graffiti tones, and a psychedelic dusk skyline to transport you to the express lane of creative cool.

Doctor’s Note:

"Patient exhibits signs of severe wanderlust and city-soul nostalgia. Recommend immediate application of Bus Ted for increased head-turning, mood elevation, and spontaneous route detours. Avoid crowded routines and repeat as often as needed. Stay curious."

Indications:

For use when trapped in a boring routine

May cause spontaneous dance moves near murals

Best paired with curiosity, a camera, and comfy sneakers

Active Ingredients:

Multicolor Electric Dreamscape Mesh

Curated Bus Terminal Chaos

Violet-Midnight Gradient Therapy

Colorway: Purple Dreamstorm/Streetlight Yellow/Route Red/Urban Chrome

Common Side Effects:

Heightened inspiration

Random bus stop freestyles

A surge in compliments

Storage:

Keep stored on hooks, dashboards, or heads where sun hits just right.

Refills: Unlimited at HatsRx.com

Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.

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