Disco Rodeo 707mg – Mirrorball Cowboy Capsule

Rx: “Disco Rodeo 707mg – Mirrorball Cowboy Capsule”

(Approved for yeehaw-induced euphoria and dancefloor domination. Now spinning at HatsRx.com)

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[HatsRx Prescription Tag – Party-Grade Formula]

Medication Name: Disco Rodeo 707mg

Form: Reflective Mirror Tile Cowboy Hat – Dance-Activated Brilliance Booster

Finish: All-over mini disco mirrors for full-spectrum sparkle

Fit Type: One size fits most with soft inner liner + adjustable chin strap

Hat Height: 13cm | Width: 38cm brim to brim

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Directions for Use:

Apply before entering dance floors, karaoke bars, pool parties, or anywhere joy is required. Works especially well under strobe lights, LED glow, or golden hour sun. Yeehaw responsibly.

Dosage:

One disco dose per party. Wear as long as needed to induce good vibes and photo ops. May also treat confidence dips and weekday blues.

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Indications:

Flat energy

Country club withdrawals

Lack of sparkle in your spirit

Outdated party hats

Side Effects May Include:

Glitter envy

Confetti-level joy

Mirrorball reflection selfies

Wild applause from strangers

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Refills:

One per party crew member highly recommended. Shine together at HatsRx.com

Distributed by:

HatsRx – Because Your Vibe Deserves a Prescription

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