Soft Serve 100mg – Parisian Puff Cap

Rx: “Soft Serve 100mg – Parisian Puff Cap”

(Prescribed to treat cold ears, bland outfits, and a lack of French girl energy. Dispense only through HatsRx.com.)

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[HatsRx Prescription Label – Mood Elevation Formula]

Medication Name: Soft Serve 100mg

Form: Wool Blend Structured Puff Cap with Curved Visor

Color Options: Vanilla Crème, Mocha Swirl, Noir, Café Latte

Material: Soft felted wool with leather-accent brim

Fit: One size fits most – stretchy & dreamy

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Directions for Use:

Apply daily with oversized coats, turtlenecks, or fresh espresso. Best results when worn tilted slightly forward to frame the face with nonchalant charm.

Dosage:

1 hat per day for fashion-forward confidence. Increase dosage before dates, brunch, or bougie bookstore visits.

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Indications:

Seasonal Sadness (Style Aesthetic Deficiency)

Boring hat fatigue

Audrey Hepburn Withdrawal

Parisian daydream syndrome

Side Effects May Include:

Frequent compliments

Sudden urge to sketch by the Seine

Romantic thoughts in foreign languages

Major main-character energy

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Refills:

Yes, refill in every color. Because chic is a daily commitment.

Distributed by:

HatsRx – Fashion Therapy for the Soul

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