Alien Rainbow Carnival™ Snapback
$36.00
Intergalactic expression. Carnival frequency. Mind-expanding color therapy.
The Alien Rainbow Carnival™ Snapback feels like stumbling into a neon parade on another planet. Cosmic textures, starlit chaos, and a prismatic rainbow arc collide in a wearable hallucination—part space carnival, part outsider art manifesto. This hat doesn’t blend in. It arrives.
RX #: HXRX-ALIENRNBW-CARNIVAL
Form: Adjustable Snapback Hat
Strength: 120mg Psychedelic Joy · 200mg Inner Genius · 80mg Cosmic Mischief
Quantity
🩺 Doctor’s Note:
Patient presents with symptoms of creative restlessness and earthbound thinking. Prescribed immediate exposure to chromatic overload, playful rebellion, and extraterrestrial joy. Expect rapid elevation of mood and imagination.
💊 PRESCRIBED FOR:
Creative beings, night riders, and color addicts
Breaking routine reality loops
Festivals, art shows, street missions, and cosmic errands
Anyone who suspects Earth might not be the final stop
📋 Directions:
Wear forward for bold declarations.
Wear backward when bending time.
Adjust snap for comfort before launch.
Best results when paired with curiosity and movement.
🧪 ACTIVE INGREDIENTS:
Full-spectrum rainbow diffraction
Galactic collage textures
Star-dust patterning
Carnival-grade visual chaos
HatsRx™ Mind-Expansion Fabric Tech
⚠️ Possible Side Effects:
Sudden conversations with strangers
Heightened visibility in public spaces
Creative downloads
Mistaken for an art installation
Difficulty returning to “normal” hats
🧼 Care Instructions:
machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.
♻️ Sustainability Notice:
Each HatsRx piece is created only when you submit your order, ensuring your hat is crafted with intention — not pulled from a warehouse shelf. This reduces overproduction and keeps our planet healthier.
Thank you for supporting our slow-fashion, high-style clinic of creativity.
